Die witzigsten Queer Tweets zu den Midterms 2026...
tech bros after this week https://t.co/Vh3p86Lydr
— Jovian Gautama 劉恆原 (@jovvvian) November 4, 2026
CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.
— Graham (@grahamyammering) November 4, 2026
@Eric_Erins Not exactly the best way to punish this administration https://t.co/Rpjp5NbaEH
— Steven Gallo (@Captain_Gallo) November 4, 2026
YOU HAVE TWELVE HOURS TO PLACE THE PRONOUNS BACK IN YOUR EMAIL OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED
— one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) November 4, 2026
Woke 3 we’re having trans athletes swim in the Reflecting Pool
— Imagine Dragons Hate Account. (@_21Average_) November 4, 2026
progressive Doll Tax on cis gay men with apple watches
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) November 4, 2026
The worst people you know are having the worst night of their lives.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 4, 2026
rip dolly parton you would have loved blexas
— kat⁷🪐 (@daddykitkat_) November 4, 2026
Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start
— Anon Hater (@_AnonHater_) November 4, 2026
Sure sex is great but have you ever watched the entire country say fuck you to Donald Trump??
— Jamie Bonkiewicz (@JamieBonkiewicz) November 4, 2026
The people of Texas have decided: God is non-binary
— gwen howerton (@kissphoria) November 4, 2026
they’re using jd vance as a piñata in the oval office as we speak
— kenzie ⋆. 𐙚 ̊ (@femmeT_T) November 4, 2026
YOU HAVE TWELVE HOURS TO PLACE THE PRONOUNS BACK IN YOUR EMAIL OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED
— one dozen rats at a keyboard (@PanasonicDX4500) November 4, 2026
say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) November 4, 2026
blue tsunami so massive we’re banning cis people from playing sports
— emily (@north0fnorth) November 4, 2026
Wtf is happening, Nancy Pelosi just showed up at my doorstep and forced my cat to be trans
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 4, 2026
REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS https://t.co/Pgxef5vyDI
— peanut (@amoxicillinhter) November 4, 2026
Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw
— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) November 4, 2026
oat milk latte is now the default
— babu fuck, Esq. (@babutheefrik) November 4, 2026
No more white Santa
— noah kulwin (@nkulw) November 4, 2026
Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
— Jon Aguiar (@JonAguiar) November 4, 2026
every seat Democrats win that's a new gender
— Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) November 4, 2026
its called Gulf of Latinx.
— tippity (@tippity) November 4, 2026
Tonight, the couch fucks you
— Pablo Torre 👀 (@PabloTorre) November 4, 2026